DON't COMB UR HAIR

FORGET HOW TO CLEAN STUFF

they have a much more functional society than we do

My love language is upbears, so by not upbearing you are really disrespecting my boundaries :/

:ELON

TRUMP

PUTIN'

STARLINK

ELECTION INTERFERENCE

! !

A million cuddles in 20 seconds.

To be fair, we did get JoeBrandonsSonsGiantHogPosting

Before video games there were no problems in life and all children grew to be respectable adults.

the sopranos is the skyrims of tv shows

Reminder: never trust a statistic you didn't falsify yourself.

NOT true!

but lib this time

some people eat watermelon with mustard and they are wild

It has already happened and no i wont elaborate

Googling your name + "the Hedgehog"

Most people:

Dude named "Sonic":

God bless Moo Deng and her mama and all animals as well as people who love and take good care of animals forever and always

I'm not going to tell the libs that.

Yes, my singular psl vote in my deep red state lost the dems the election. If you dont want me to do it again, I suggest you start pandering to me.

Trillbilly bit of rural guy that's never heard of covid, but is deeply concerned about cancel culture.

They didnt even want to give me my sticker I had to ask them for it

I will now raise my children as Maoists