Iron Dome? Never heard of it.

I mean yeah I'd like it if China would recognize me, but at the end of the day it's really just for love of the game and death to the Great Satan.

That mother closer was

I am hereby rejecting my whiteness and becoming a dedicated diuretic materialist. Pass me the cranberry juice!

Well anyone would be hot covered in that much fur in the summertime.

What a sweet little guy. Three years is a real blessing. I still miss my two rats. He looks like he had a wonderful life.

Super beef!

If you're going to try one presidential failson then you have to try them all!

Strong finalist contenders for "Mr. & Mrs. Amerikkka".

He then turned to the historic question the Communist movement has always asked, “What, then, is to be done?”

Jfc, Lenin would run roughshod on these clowns.

Nobody has or will ever make a billion dollars like that. You live in a straw house built of all the straw men you deliver online, you straw-filled doofus.

He's also irl one of those liberal Catholics like Tim Kaine or Biden.

You really love to see it.

It's one of the purest call-in shows out there.

The whole state can be Gay Days at Disney World all the time.

It is 1994 and Rob Schneider is not funny.

It is 2024 and Rob Schneider is not funny.

It is 2004 and Rob Schneider is not funny.

That's great! Happy for you, comrade!

Socialist Red Guardsman believes he is the revolution, and has frequently broken his back to ensure that his teammates toe the party line with his endless rants and lectures.

Vice City was peak GTA experience. Just driving around wrecking shit all set to a killer radio soundtrack.