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It's a parody account FYI but his X formerly known as Twitter is gold

There was a "reality" show about this called "Pig Royalty" about two rival Texan families who competed in pig showing competitions like this. It was made by the same production company as Breaking Amish so that's why "reality" is in sarcastic airquotes. It's basically two seasons of this with some manufacturered drama peppered in.

It got canceled after the second season and has since been scrubbed from Discovery+ streaming (v sus). Also, one of the kids on the show committed suicide in 2024 very heartbreaking

It makes for a funny headline, but that's like 0.4% of the chain's total revenue of around 2.6 billion in 2023

More likely the private equity firm that bought Red Lobster is running it into the ground on purpose to do some credit bidding buy back bankruptcy scam that's somehow technically legal to write off a bunch of debt.

Black Epstein be like

Thanks for the info, any idea how much Swift charges? Appreciate it

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

Leg press if you're at a gym-- replicates the motion with less stress on stability.

Lunges / Reverse lunges w dumbells and Deadlifts both hit similar muscle groups.

Efficient Exercise is basically alternating between pushing and pulling exercises.

I've always sort of wondered the obsession and deep emotional connection some people have with sports.

The best I can come up with is its part tribalism, but more so I think it's experiencing vicarious success. If you put in the emotional work to follow your team, especially with a displaced loyalty during losing seasons, their successes are your successes by proxy, but it also distances you from their failures.

Success irl is hard to come by and this is a chance to feel success without actually working very hard towards it, other than the emotional investment

Idk does anyone have any other thoughts why some people get so attached to their team?

Are you by chance Amy Schumer?

Also this bit made me think of a new combo of words I never considered would end up together: genocidal slacktivism

I think the worst part about the NFT grift wasn't the invisible commodities pyramid scheme itself, but just offensively bad the art was.

I'm on the subreddit now, Brace is doing a live ama with Israeli Marshmello and 50% of LMFAO (who are not laughing their fucking asses off at the moment, given the circumstances) to raise money to re-attach baby heads to babies. Also apparently Liz got trench foot and died on the way back to her home planet.

Sure the trueanon sub and the pod (mostly Brace) are somewhat irony-poisoned, but the sub became a beacon for all sorts of online leftists, and hanging out there (similar to here) makes me feel relatively sane in world that seems to refuse to learn anything from its egrigious previous mistakes (like war crimes, for example)

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I like to recommend checking out your local chapter of Food Not Bombs. Usually has like minded peoples and if not at least helping the greater good at minimum.

Close, a centrist is converservative but ashamed

Omg this whole time I thought Ukraine was like The Office

It combines mild exclusively (expensive) with foodie pretentiousness which is a peak brunch lib treat. Oh wow goat cheese balsamic reduction brambleberry for $9 an ounce.

Here's a fun fact. What's the US state with the most lighthouses ?

Hint: It's not Maine or California

It's obviously backpacks that are the problem