In a whisper say, "I have explosive diarrhea."

No one will question you the next day when you're back at work acting mostly normal.

Woke activist cops ruined Pride Month for law-loving and -abiding citizens by inserting coded hate slur into their logo.

I wish the 8 was a B.

"I had a bad experience online."

It really has been that simple for me. No one questions it.

Oh. I know their takes on Putin. But fewer dead people is fewer dead people. It's their logic, not mine.

But at what cost to the global market?!

This is amazing. The mental gymnastics necessary is mind boggling.

Let's say Trump and Biden are equally terrible for Palestinians but Trump rolls out a plan to pull out of Ukraine. Using the logic above, shouldn't all Dems vote for Trump since he's quantifiably less terrible?

LOL. What fucking losers. It takes no effort to realize all sides are bad and we're all fucked. Just own it. You can even still be a shitlib like my mom. Just realize it's 100% bullshit.

"In Congress, @LatimerforNY will protect abortion rights, stand up to the NRA, and fight for President Biden’s agenda — just like he’s always done."

Your Kween has spoken.

But at what cost to the global market?

Nice.

... And you still lost to him.

Comrade Gravity - at it again!

o7 o7 o7

I'm loving it.

Yes.

Next question.

IT'S HER TURN!!

I have a similar pitch for a new show I'm developing called Is It Coke?

I swing from a soft "no" to "no fucking way." There's a reason we're so propagandized: it works. Most "revolutionaries" think we need more liberal flavored capitalism, not less. We're atomized and designed to hate each other. The idea of people coming together just fucking baffles me. I don't see how. Look how easy BLM was dismissed, condemned then co-opted and turned around. Same with defunding the police. Same with anything.

Yeah. Not gonna happen. Not to be grim. I just don't see how.

I'm close to your dad's age. The part you may have a hard time understanding is the internet for us X-ers was less of a destination and more of a means to an end. More like a tool. The best way I can describe it is like this, in the 90s the internet was the vehicle to get somewhere (the train to pirated software or naked pictures of Asia Carerra or hobbyist forums, etc etc). Later generations see the vehicle as the destination, which is drastically different.