Chrissy, get in the van. We gotta go take care of something. Some guys blowing a whistle at the bada-boing. Says he's not comfortable! Can you believe it?

All these guys blowing whistles! Why don't they just blow each other?

take it easy! He's a mohawk warrior, show some respect. Do what ya gotta do, but be respectful. Blow his brains out and leave his car inna river with a suicide note, make it classy

I've been doing this for years

The Reddit brigades in the start of the war got a bunch of them killed lol

Wikipedia has been updated to past tense https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Noam_Chomsky&diffonly=true

Not the stiffest dick in the sauna.
Trying to ice skate uphill.

Good bit

I feel like thats where you end up with a cyberpunk version of the tale about Loki avoiding decapitation.
He lost a bet with some dwarves and he'd wagered his head. Odin then said they could have his head, but since they didn't own his neck they couldn't decapitate him.
"You are welcome to reclaim your Arm lift (TM) however you cannot cut open my clients skin or in any way interact with their flesh, since that isn't your property"

first ones free

You got a top 5 or something?

You, a bloodhungry russian supporter who hates ukrainians: They do not wish to fight, they should accept the peace deal and end this senseless suffering so they can go home to their families and rebuild their lives.

Me, a peaceloving liberal who supports Ukraine: UKRAINE WILL FIGHT TILL THE LAST UKRAINIANS BLOOD RUNS INTO THE BLACK SOIL SLAVA UKRAINA IF THEY ALL DIE IT WILL BE WORTH IT BECAUSE THEY DIED KILLING BAD GUYS

Ban them as a bit

Jokes on them, I had to redo highschool 7 times

Does the inverse also count? Like you can't bag milfs that are older than (your age) * 2 - 7 ?

Sadly i exclusively eat beets, so I will never know if I'm bleeding out the ass

Generally:

• People believe the propaganda that China is doing something threatening, though I don't get what that would be.
• They lived thru the cold war so they think nothing will happen and there's no reason to worry (because apparently the reason nothing happened during the cold war was that those who were against nuclear holocaust did nothing instead of political agitation and a lot more).
• They say something like "eh they're just doing it to get reelected, besides all politicians are bad"

Hunger Games villain attire. Sci-fi that's an extremely hamfisted metaphor villain attire. Disney when they made gay people villains villain attire. Mattress seller attire. Pro wrestler heel that tries to cop Ric Flairs attire attire.

That's like going to a metro station to avoid public transport

They got our ass

Yeah and I guess that was the thread that broke the posters back