For anyone wondering yes this is apparently the actual game text and not just a meme

100 hour weeks jesus sounds like the organizers need a fucking union

The image in the op specifies a "detectable human heartbeat" though so it's a bit trickier

my legs hurt and I wish they'd stop

lol how bad could it be that it "doesn't rise to the standards of Aquaman"

if only I were a better writer, sigh

I'd love to do this, and John Brown: The Musical but writing two awkward verses of song for the latter was already hard enough and I'm lazy

maybe end it with the troll entirely unharmed, status quo enforced, but the socialist gets hung because the town's liberal brainworms are that bad

idk makes more sense to me to let whoever wants a vaccine get one when you know already that compliance for mandatory vaccination will be an issue in the future if and when it becomes necessary (which if it keeps doubling every week, uh, yeah). The only way to deal with pandemics and is to actually try to stop transmission, we need quarantines, contact tracing, and vaccination, and not just for gay men because it can and will infect people regardless of sexual orientation or activity.

also is the UK doing that thing where they're making it difficult to even get tested unless you are a gay man, thereby causing a selection bias where it looks like it's spreading only in gay men, or is that just america doing that

do you consume dairy products

tokyo hitting almost fatal wet bulb temps today

it's pretty low hanging fruit but someone should do a monster movie where it's just about a troll being a landlord and he eats people's children but everybody is just kind of like, well, what else are we going to do, he owns this property after all until A Socialist shows up and informs them that Property is Theft

well hopefully not :/

yeah I was thinking of that earlier, I guess there's nothing stopping you from going like "Oh me? Yeah, I'm like, super gay, and anonymous sex? the hottest kind" since it's not like they can check your story

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you could say this change is... un-bear-able

if china intends to actually invade taiwan, something will happen

if taiwan or the U.S. decide to shoot at the chinese, something will happen

Lol yeah I posted that exact sentiment a couple days ago

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Brb going to artificially create embryos and find a way to maintain them at a specific stage of development so that my 10000 embryo dependents lower my tax rate so much that the government pays ME taxes

You never know when you're gonna lean forward and jerk up and hit your head on a cabinet or something, it's happened to me