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Caught NPR this morning as they brought someone on to tell us:
- Raisi was the hardest of hard liners
- He hated America
- He even opposed the assassination of Suleimani, in an example of how hard-line he was
- He was actually just a puppet of the supreme leader
- And everyone in Iran hated him anyway
So I guess it was an assassination then?
To be fair, the criteria are very precise, they’re just only vaguely related to reality.
My favorite is the double-barreled 1911 pistol. It has two triggers, because if it only had one trigger it would be a machine gun (it would fire multiple bullets with one pull of the trigger). But physically it would never work if it didn’t always fire both barrels at exactly the same time, so it only has one slide and both hammers are connected to each other. But because you have to drop two sears with two triggers before it will fire apparently it’s totally legal.