This is real, btw. I have my work laptop connected to my setup with a soft-KVM (Microsoft Garage Mouse Without Borders), but the work policy won’t let me turn off CTRL-ALT-DEL to log-on. So I got a one-key keyboard and programmed it to push CTRL-ALT-DEL.

And I put a ham-sic cap on it.

How did you get this photo of Xi's desk, OP?

When you push it all the privately owned toothbrushes get seized simultaneously.

Shaking my dang smdh. Why didn't the authoritarian red fash tankies press this button in the soveet onion? Instead Stalling killed 420 nillion ppl

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This has agitprop potential.

stop, I can only get so erect

china will be a cummunist countru by 2050 i promise, xi will press the big communism button i promice bro just a few mire years bro wait we arent done making the productive forces gotta extend it to 2078 just a few more years bro i swear bro deng xiao ping will press it eventually bro i swear