if you say "tits and an ass" that counts as one wish
the name would have been EstradiolValorant... but i don't play valorant
baby trans girl figuring it out - formerly MorelaakIsBack - pfp is the gamer girl from nash romi's comic 'gamer girl'
if you say "tits and an ass" that counts as one wish
first they came for frijoles, and I did not speak out, for the refritos made me gassy
without a big x or a red cross through the hand how am I, Everyman Amerikanski, supposed to know the pear is not for me?
oh this one's a gem, a real "Pluto's Pluto" ya know?
I'd use it to wave hello as would be the custom
this is the idf's army corps of engineers getting really fucking bored and deciding to increase the ambient racism with a trebuchet that sets crops on fire
looks like you can't off two whistleblowers a week before the literal door falls off one of your airliners in midflight without taking a couple HITS to your BOTTOM LINE
haha gotcha! c/fakenews strikes aga... oh
chiquita, formerly the united fruit company, which, well, you know... (wikipedia)
The Banana Massacre was a massacre of workers of the United Fruit Company, now Chiquita, that occurred between December 5 and 6, 1928, in the town of Ciénaga near Santa Marta, Colombia. A strike began on November 12, 1928, when the workers ceased to work until the company would reach an agreement with them to grant them dignified working conditions. After several weeks with no agreement, in which the United Fruit Company refused to negotiate with the workers, the conservative government of Miguel Abadía Méndez assigned Cortés Vargas as military chief in Magdalena department and sent 700 from the Colombian Army in against the strikers, resulting in the massacre of 47 to 2,000 people.
lmao that is certainly a range, wikipedia. which do you think the real total is closer to, hm?
"too good for badposting"
he's been terminating the happy hour 2 for 1 beers and tacos deal
liberals seething and malding that they will never come up with something as simple and fundamentally accurate as Ratchet Effect:
the 6th, 7th, and 8th times will feel awful and useless, but by the 9th time it'll start to feel good and relevant again! this is the effect of age and rising atmospheric CO2 levels, and not a sign of things getting better.
the guy in the middle without wraparounds on is the host, and he only doesn't have wraparounds on because the studio thought it would be good for the host to "appear impartial" (?????)
always got stuck on the 3 because it looks like a sideways butt and then i get so horny i forget what i was doing
burtonious manfred schmitty, esteemed gentleman of well-to-do means, socialite about town, 10kg german forest ape, steel magnate
once when i was a teen i listened to a .wav off the internet titled "do not listen to this it will turn you into a GIRL" and then later in my mid thirties my egg cracked
oh god no, he went nuclear, he released the fucking snugglebunnies
getting a low back tattoo CW LEWD BUTT