SPEEDRUN_4_ARMAGEDON [they/them]

not the first time Kirby's dumped the clip

hey, look at the bright side

for 90 percent of workers, they weren't going to a doctor anyways

"what, you can't come up with your own jokes?"

"I stood in line for 6 hours trying to buy a popcorn bucket at Disneyworld. I would have bought it for 100" is what a fucking Cruelty Squad NPC says.

that's a solid 7, don't sell yourself short

capitalist realism but for cumtown bits

OY LUV GET ROWLAIN ON THE PHONE, DAT COUNT OUGHTA DO IT

HEY MR PRIME MINESTA

AEEYYNDEEYYYYY

yeah they suck

and the Pokemon TCG online client still won't be updated

yeah, demonic archons. If they were human at one point, they're not anymore

there's also probably more people who still strongly care about TF2

honestly you should care about any given NFL game more than a fucking US election

hes at my house

so there was a post by someone else on here that was predicting the end of the US, and I said that their prediction was optimistic. I don't think it's a bad post, I have nothing against that poster and I get why there was confusion why I thought the country collapsing in 5 years was a real glass half full moment. Forgive me for what I'm about to say but that reddit post sums it up perfectly. If you're just gonna fucking croak in hospitals now, but you're still expected to go to work, bring on the collapse ASAP. Rip this band-aid off, trying to sustain this any longer is immoral.

dropping a case of box wine and enough SSRI's to stop your heart

it's very disappointing to me that she's on so many downers that she's probably just numb to everything around her and the pain she causes

at least Trump was in hell. if we can't have anything nice I want you to be in constant agony as well

I mean not really, even if he loses in 2024 (because at this point I think him running again would be the funniest outcome outside of hilldawg), he won't live long enough to realize he's not president anymore

too xanned out

I will personally help them clear their cache so they can get past sad panda and stop being fucking freaks

nothing will fundamentally change I say, t-posing in front of an oncoming train