Santa [he/him]to
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11 months agoAlso, yearly reminder I fuck the elves
Santa [he/him]
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Cake day: December 25th, 2022
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- Santa [he/him]to
It's my cake day
- Santa [he/him]to
·1 year agonsfw
today I will keep beating my soft dick to straight porn, it'll work one of these days. Don't think about the fact that even the thought of a guy's ass makes me instantly hard, even while looking at this woman's tits
- Santa [he/him]to
·1 year agoFree gender test: if you make my dick hard, you're a man. If you don't, idfc about your gender
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·1 year agoEvery single day
- Santa [he/him]to
Girls and NB ppl get presents this year. But boys, you've been very naughty :RIchard-D-Wolff: come sit on Santa's lap
spoiler
:spray-bottle:
- Santa [he/him]to
·2 years agoNo worries, I am real :meow-hug:
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·2 years agoThey are my friends! Not all of em are gay, anyway.
Some of em fuck misses Claus.
- Santa [he/him]to
Fucking what? You think those little twinks don't love getting that North Pole from a daddy like me?
- Santa [he/him]to
And I've got hundreds like him all running around here. I gotta do something with my time for the rest of the year
- Santa [he/him]to
Yes, I fuck the elves.
- Santa [he/him]to
·2 years agocute elf twink
They're the best. I'd know
I have the same recruitment pool as the CIA :shrug-outta-hecks: my bad
- Santa [he/him]to
Just like Santa would have wanted
How did you know? :blushing-engels: I did
Straight to the naughty list with you!
- Santa [he/him]to
I don't do that anymore. Trying to go green.
- Santa [he/him]to
You'll get them next year if you've been a good boy
No, I'm done