I give you presents, and for what?

    • Santa [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      You'll get them next year if you've been a good boy

  • 7bicycles [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Why do all my products say made in China? I guess even you can't abstain from the allure of cheap labour. Oink oink, you capitalist pig.

    • Santa [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Which reminds me, remember to drink Coca Cola! Relieves fatigue; the most refreshing drink in the world! They got me my spiffy new red coat

  • UlyssesT
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    24 days ago

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    • Santa [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I don't do that anymore. Trying to go green.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    :rat-salute: Not me, Santa. I'm a good boy who leaves out cookies and milk and is ready to fight for Christmas

  • UlyssesT
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    24 days ago

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  • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    When you asked me what I wanted for Christmas as a kid, you scared me