SovietyWoomy [any]

Godot from Phoenix Wright: Trails and Tribulations

"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... That is coffee"

It's delusional to think that a political party that uniamously supports genocide abroad wouldn't also uniamously support genocide at home

If I didn't have standards I would consider voting Trump (or not writing in PSL because not voting is two votes for Trump) just to get democrats to pretend to care about bird flu for a few months. Could bring the country's pandemic response up from a terrible F----- all the way to a respectable F----

Why would I support a political party that's more concerned with murdering civilians and children than beating Trump?

Parents cutting off their children when they turn 18 and throwing them out to the streets: okay

Adult children not talking to their parents: not okay

That donkey has strong emote potential

How do you salvage a country where Trump is the harm reduction candidate 3 times in a row?

Economics is easy:

When rich people want money the money printer goes brrr

When poor people need money the money printer is broken and you need to get used to worse standards of living so we can fix it

Piracy is cool. Ban the reactionaries.

Ancient president has desire to be antisemitic

I love to see people getting mad at Sony, but I wish microtransactions and $70 games also received this level of anger.

If you don't vote for Darth Vader, Darth Sidious will destroy democracy!

They would love him at first, but turn on him the second he beats up an entrepreneur like Penguin.

Which president did more genocide? Which president did Roe v Wade die under with no opposition? Which president crushed the rail unions? Which president proposed the more fascist border policy? Which president committed an act of war against Europe and Russia by blowing up the Nord Stream? Which president has spent billions funding nazis?

Why do people think the lifelong zionist will kill less Palestinians than the cheeto?

Covid vaccines cost $200. I wonder how much bird flu vaccines will cost

Good thing he waited until democrats lost control of congress. It might have been hard to make excuses for it not passing if he introduced it earlier

Don't have to worry about republicans overthrowing democracy if the country was never a democracy in the first place

A dumb joke about the special counsel report on Biden's handling of classified documents while out of office

We have also considered that, at trial, Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory

A jury would never convict Trump of keeping classified documents because his fan base is a cult. A jury would never convict Biden of keeping classified documents because he's a kind old man who forgets things sometimes. It's pretty clear who the lesser evil is.