Okay but this isn't white's "best" move because it requires black to blunder and lose. Black doesn't have to take that pawn and taking the pawn leads to a fairly obvious queen trap. I get that it's speed chess but in a puzzle setting even to me, a weak ass player, I wouldn't take that pawn.

I'm not mad at you.

I wish you could have used it to better your situation but I'm honestly just glad you didn't od and die.

I told my woman friend how happy I was that someone gave you money.

I use NB on my jira tickets to be a dick

I did lol

What saddle bags do you have? I really want some but don't want to dig through Amazon garbage or spend 1k on them

I fucking love unsweetened peanut butter. I eat it on celery with sea salt and it's amazing. I can't stand the sugar infused ones.

It's very calorie dense though

Chess is the only thing I hard divide the art from the artist. Between Morphy and Fischer and Kasparov it's hard not to.

Fucking Americans.

The woman who sits next to me at work has had a little watermelon pin on her bag for months. I don't talk politics at work, usually, I've been burned really badly. I finally worked up the courage to ask her about it and almost broke down, I did tear up on the way out of the office.

It's so incredibly hard to have so much impotent rage in this hellhole. I just sometimes cruise through the day reading news and seeing horrors on my phone. I know this isn't unique and I know it's not as terrible as what's happening in Gaza. But I can empathize with that cigar shop owner, you feel like you're losing your mind and someone shows you that you're not insane. It's too much to handle.

Lol

Lol

What was she famous for again

How would that practically work lol

They should put you in charge of an aircraft carrier

Volcel police

Do it do it do it do it

This is, of course, rooted in racism and slavery.

We literally had a pizza party yesterday.

They fired the director who had organized the pizza party last Thursday.

They got 6 pizzas for 25 people.

Okay but why not the queens gambit accepted

No you will learn this lesson one time and every time you move after it'll be your first purchase lol

When I found out about the cake my brain broke. I can't express in words the despair I feel. Despair isn't even the word. Just heartbreak.