Mazogs, on the Spectrum ZX81.

When i had a mental breakdown in my early 30's.

At least you didn't actually loose your car keys, that could have been an expensive weekend.

Haha! (sorry, i shouldn't laugh), but i remember those days, i definitely don't envy you, but it will pass, my son was no trouble at all, but my daughter on the other hand, she somehow knew how to push my buttons!

Enjoy your sleep, whenever it happens!

I normally run into cyclists who prefer to ride on the pavement, id happily walk towards them as they cycle towards me, forcing them to actually go around me, am i fuck moving out of their way!

I hear what you're saying, but im the guy who doesn't call in sick for the sake of taking a couple of days off.

Our sickness is monitored, and 1 of the guys who rang in sick is apparently being moved on soon because of his poor sickness.