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the beanis and its friends are simply incapable of stopping their winning streak

also, "pinto" means dick in my language

The empty space between this motherfucker's ears is the real life five and a half minute hallway

These fuckers really think that summarizing a novel's plot is the same as "breaking it down". Absolutely zero media literacy. To make it worse, they are proud of their illiteracy, even smug about it; "there you go, a breakdown of the novel. Easy. GPT does it all. QED."

I wanted to add to this conversation but I'm drawing a blankie

It hit me hard when I got it. The worst part was the very high fever and brain fog working together to make me feel even dumber than normal. It didn't help at all that I was also taking prednisone which further compounds this effect for me. It was a very fucking strange couple of weeks, very surreal. Also, it took me a month and a half until I could go for a walk without feeling as sore and tired as if I'd just run a marathon. 0/10 would not recommend.

You're a really stable genius, eh? Want some cofeeve with your hamberder? Or a syringe with detergent to cure your COVID? Want a ride in my new electric battery shark boat? Can YOU divert hurricanes with a nuke and a sharpie? Should POTUS salute North Korean Generals in public? Or perform fellatio on Putin at Helsinki in front of the entire world? Did Trump beat Obama in 2020? BING! BING! BING! BING! NIKKI! NIKKI! NIKKI!

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it really puts into perspective the fact that the only real thing we have going for us is our tools... put us in front of a raging bull or an angry polar bear and we're simply nothing

these are powerful creatures

well, he's entirely correct, just not in the way that he thinks

Wow, what unexpected and impressive results! Now surely all succdem parties will do what they wanted to do all along and take a sharp turn to the left, right? After all, I'm sure that's what they wanted to do all along, but had simply been trying to avoid alienating voters by moving to the right.

it should be Gilbert Gottfried, but alas that's no longer possible, RIP

Shohreh Aghdashloo would be an incredible choice though, I love her voice

huh, it said the same thing about me, in the same mocking tone... interesting

I wonder how the mods get access to our individual thoughts like that, it's uncanny

shamelessly cribbed from here

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of fellas doing stuff

infamous chest

lol why are people like this? how do people say this kind of shit with a straight face? this is pathetic

TIFU by asking the computer to generate a nude Tayne and now I lost my job

doesn't say his name, but I'm assuming it's something like Juan Manuel "Nazi Samurai" von Richtendörfer, and don't ask him what his abuelo used to do before coming to Argentina

they used to have that in the m&m's page because the green one was so hot, but then woke ruined it and now anyone can enter the page

As a teacher, I'm keenly aware of the fact that my future is not guaranteed at all. Particularly because I'm a language teacher, which is a field that, at least in my country, is mostly driven by marketing. I'm sure that someone will figure out a way to make an AI English tutor sound like a great, cost-effective idea, and then I'm screwed. I give it about four or five years.

I know that because I used to do plenty of side gigs as a translator as well, and these have simply dried up in the past year and a half or so. Like, literally zero jobs since the dawn of ChatGPT and the like.

I'm glad I used most of that side hustle money to buy myself a whole workshop's worth of woodworking tools, and my way out will be to make high-end furniture. I still need a couple years to really get good at it, but I reckon it'll be longer until an AI chatbot can run a piece of wood through a jointer.

just look at her face on that last pic lmao she's basking in it, as she damn well should

well, I guess he had to drink something before pissing