Live a couple years with debilitating pain that makes you unable to walk more than a few hundred feet at a time. Live a couple years getting ridiculed and harassed by doctors and nurses and pharmacists when you mention you are in debilitating fucking pain. Live a couple years in so much pain that you can't maintain a social life. Live a couple years knowing that the only thing that could end your pain is by blowing your own head off, or having to go to some sus dealer and buying shit that could be laced which would kill you anyway.

Chronic pain patients are such a pandora’s box of nothing good

This is fucking dehumanizing. We're not Pandora's box of problems we're fucking people with lives.

"Pillseekers" is fucking derogatory. Yeah there's people that lie to try to get drugs. Because they're addicts. They need help and compassion not your smug judgement.

Fuck me but you’ll still be alive to say that so I don’t care.

Laugh in my face more asshole. Honestly I wish you could live a couple years in my position and then maybe you'd have some fucking empathy.

You really took this opportunity to punch down on people with chronic pain. Honestly, fuck yourself. Your kind of attitude is the reason I can't get treatment for the pain I've suffered for the past 10 years after an accident. Your kind of attitude is why people with chronic pain kill themselves because they are treated like scum for daring to ask for some fucking relief. Fuck you .

The reason monkeypox still exists at all is because racist western entities don't give a shit about impoverished black people in West Africa.

:monke-rage: pox

It doesn't hurt the dog. There's no bullet or anything it's just noise. You don't have to point it at the dog either, just fire it in it's vicinity.

Yeah I suppose it depends on the dog. There's a lot of aggressive dogs loose in my neighborhood and I've never had an issue with the cap gun but definitely exercise caution.

Guy on the left definitely didn't skip his standing lessons

If it's aggressive and you can't convince the neighbor to put it on a leash then a cap gun might help. It's basically a toy that makes a loud bang and it might work to scare the dog off.

Isn't he a pedophile? He was obsessing over and stalking Jodie foster when she was like 13.

If you have curly hair go for a messy medium length mullet.

These are called repo (repossession) men in the US. Though surprisingly I think they have much less authority than in the UK because I've never heard of a repo man breaking into someone's home.

Usually they just show up and tow the car away. They're also not working directly for the government but for the bank that gave you the loan to buy the car.

Why did they stop giving Greek letter names to the new strains? What's this BA.# shit?

Are they doing work on the underside or did someone fuck up real bad?

If the doctor doesn't painfully stick his fingers deep into my belly then why the fuck do I pay him $250 for a 6 minute visit?

Ukraine should've been on the Russian side for extra spiciness

The gay Marine march past. Their rainbow uniforms are stained with the blood of millions.

I stand up so fast that my pants drop. My flattened hand dents my forehead.

I manage to squeak out a strained "thank you for your service" before instantly coating everyone and everything within 20 feet behind me in shit.

A giant American sized tear of pride rolls down my cheek. I roar mightily and pure red American blood pours from every orifice of my body like Niagara falls.

16 mass shooters arrive all at once and riddle me with bullets. My last thoughts are of the statue of liberty with her clothes off. I die happier than anyone ever has before.

Lmao:PIGPOOPBALLS:

I don't trust American journalists to truthfully audit cops.

I think the unedited body cams from all the cops should be released so that we can know once and for all what happened. I don't want to see the shooting any more than you do but we need to know the truth