Every now and then I see the topic arrise on tiktok or reddit and the comments will contain armies of people who say shit like "how am i supposed to wash my ass this is simply TOO COMPLICATED for me to understand" like apply to soap to asshole is a complex science.
Then followed by the same batshit justifications like "well i dont eat with my ass" like those same people will happily have shit smeared on any other non eating part of their body.
Anyway i bullied my friends into ass washing, wash your ass. In communism yurt owlssr you will be shot if you dont.
Edit: I love how we can have struggle sessions about the most inane things. Anyway keep your asses indoors, outdoor asses harm the wildlife
no, you're weird for not joining the cult. your wipes are specialized gadgets they're just normative to you so you don't consider them to be.
bidets are the next step in the historical material process of ass cleaning. live in ass feudalism if you like, but don't get jealous when ass communism happens and you aren't invited because youve left your ass in the dark ages
my backside is "the fun zone"
i keep it very clean for the people who would like to avail themselves of it's services :bottom-speak:
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