"this is a paper composite material... used for countertops in industrial kitchens." It's actually imitation stone.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    doubt

    The cars wouldn’t be fit for sale

    Teslas are already loaded with regulation-defying jank and have been produced in factories that were supposed to be closed during covid lockdowns. You're imagining a fantastical version of laws and regulations that actually stop billionaire assholes from just walking over them.

    • conductor [comrade/them]
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      10 months ago

      I mean that’s fair, but I wouldn’t put my money on the cyber truck releasing without airbags. (If it ever actually sells at all)

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        With the systemic structural failures and shoddy workmanship of Teslas so far, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a grudging performative presence of airbags that fail to deploy under intended conditions.