The thing is in the picture even the cheese slices are pink like the processed meat, they couldn't even make it white or yellow like "normal" processed cheese. So will the meat bagel be a dull grey like your grandma's favourite meatloaf?
5D cheess plot by clover and enterprise meats to get South Africans to actually eat fruits and vegetables by continuing to release more and more disgusting and convoluted processed meat and cheese combinations
"jimmy, what new ideas do you have for the processed cheese division?":capitalist:
"we could uh... add noncheese flavours?":feral-hog:
"brilliant, timmy! but what flavours to add?":cap-think:
"uhh chiives? poppy? lemon?":feral-hog:
"no no, tommy, ive got it! processed M E A T flavour!":capitalist-laugh:
puts meatflavouredcheesegoo on bagel with processedmeatbyproduct
mm, delicious. double the meatflavour™, but with half the meatproduct™
:agony-yehaw:
just wait till they start advertising the new
M E A Tloaf Bagel™
so you can eat meatproduct on your meatproduct on a meatproduct.
the holy trinity of m e a t
:kitty-cri-texas:
I would eat anything for love, but I won't eat that 🎶
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The thing is in the picture even the cheese slices are pink like the processed meat, they couldn't even make it white or yellow like "normal" processed cheese. So will the meat bagel be a dull grey like your grandma's favourite meatloaf?
can you really see it being anything other than a pepto bismol coloured bagel?
edit: these all-pink triple-meat sandwiches will be sold everywhere, but especially in october.
Jesus Christ this comment is going to make me go vegan or something
:cat-vibing: :sicko-jammin:
5D cheess plot by clover and enterprise meats to get South Africans to actually eat fruits and vegetables by continuing to release more and more disgusting and convoluted processed meat and cheese combinations
accelerationists !? :horror:
:eco-porky: