Cumhammer 2K23: in the grim darkness of the present, there is only cum
Why not just like jerk off into a tube before you're deployed? I truly don't get it
Then you're taking away jobs from the hardworking IDF spunk collectors.
They may run the risk of having to abide to this pesky thing called consent.
Yea that parts insane to me. If they wanted to have their sperm frozen in case they died, they'd have done it. Just fucking desecrating the corpse
bzzzt zapping ya prostate with 50k volts of pure apartheid energy, cum to me my brood
There was an episode of Law & Order: SVU where a woman used this to get pregnant with rich men's semen (she'd drug them first) and then sue them for child support and then abandon the kid somewhere
Yeah, it's Law & Order, you're not gonna get anything decent out of it
and there was the episode of Voyager when Seska stole Chakotay's jizz to impreggers herself (or said she did, I could never follow the arc)
She stole some of his DNA which was enough to impregnate herself (supposedly), but when she gave birth it was actually half-Cardassian half-Kazon because she was shacking up with Maj Kulla of the Kazon Nistrum. No ultrasounds in the Delta Quadrant (well apparently the Traibe ships that the Kazon appropriated don't have them?).
Yeah, I've been toying with building one. If y'all are curious it's called electrostim.
tens 7000 ftw it's like $20. don't mess around with "building" (spare radio?) any of that shit you can kill yourself if you do it wrong
It's why I kinda hate the term "stimming". Just makes me wanna get a Violet Wand, ya know?
What? No way
Well I'll be
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/penile-vibratory-stimulation-and-electroejaculation#:~:text=Electroejaculation%20is%20another%20technique%20that,and%20positioned%20against%20the%20prostate.
Per 5th edition rules corpses count as objects so consent is only needed for resurrection spells.
IDF is too racist to use the Black Carapace, but they do harvest the Progenoid glands.
can't figure out how to make this into a joke, so here's the punchline: dead nuts accurate
Imagine if Hamas did this. What would the media call it? "Barbaric"? "removed"? "Fanatic"?
I don't think I have the right adjective but I just know they'd go haywire over it.
i vote to burn all such samples, I feel like the ingredients for another being shouldn't be grown from fascist corpses, the living are fine enough.
