A friend of my mine recently told me about a park ranger job opening at a nearby forest preserve. I like forest preserves but I don't want to be a cop.
A friend of my mine recently told me about a park ranger job opening at a nearby forest preserve. I like forest preserves but I don't want to be a cop.
Counterpoint: Wear the biggest, goofiest cowboy hat so everyone knows you're a-coming
This cowboy hat should be measured in feet
Impossible to enter a doorway comfortably
Which is fine, cuz their ain't no doors in the Great Outdoors
Any door that isn't fitted to enter on a horse in a novelty cowboy hat isn't worth entering anyway
edit for clarity both you and the horse are wearing a novelty hat
And you need a right proper appellation so that folks can call you it when you ride past
Sasapirilla Slim and Horsham the Wonder Horse
That's a brilliant way to show your devotion to the woods
:brace-cowboy:
That's the stuff
Bring down poachers with a lasso and fight a bear until it becomes your best friend and partner