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  • bruh [any]
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    3 years ago

    "Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and they say 'Try Not To Cum' but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design."

  • TheyLive [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    If games stopped coming out unfinished we'd stop saying it.

  • Gamer_time [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "A lot of people think D-pad stands for directional pad. But it actually stands for Da Pad." - Shigeru Miyamoto, unprompted.

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    He's right though, be patient and stop demanding unfinished projects and/or dev crunch.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    They accept it easier than telling them labor abuse is bad cause it's not their labor and they're small children brained so if you tell them they have to wait a teeny bit longer they'll have an EVEN BETTER treat

  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    A delayed Shigeru is eventually Miyamoto, but a Owen game is forever Kung

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      might be a paraphrase: "A bad game is bad forever, but a delayed game is eventually good."

      IIRC he said this several years before patching console games was common so that part sounds a little odd today.

      • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        To be fair, games like No Man's Sky, in spite of being vastly improved now, are mostly remembered for their unfinished release state. And most likely, Cyberpunk 2077 will be like that, if they patch it to that point.

  • Shrek
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    3 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    who the fuck is scraeming "STOP QUOTING MIYAMOTO" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop quoting Miyamoto

  • RowPin [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The best version was after Cyberpunk came out and it's the picture of Miyamato saying "jk lol"

  • btbt [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Mario's last name is Obama actually" -Shigeru Miyamoto