• Stoatmilk [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    That's fucked up, imagine if the only way to kill a vampire was to stab it in the chest with another vampire

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      10 months ago

      Vampire mills selectively breeding smaller and smaller vampires to use for stabbing, eventually hitting a size reduction wall somewhere after Toy and Teacup vampires

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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        10 months ago

        Sure they're cute, but they often have a lot of breathing problems due to the shape of their face. There should be stricter regulation for vampire breeding, especially those with known health issues.

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      10 months ago

      Ninja are like Catholic priests in the Ninja Cinematic Universe and can do exorcisms of evil ghost ninjas who possess the bodies of anyone that picks up their cursed glowing katana.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    10 months ago

    Ninjas can be destroyed by many things, but only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja.