We already knew this about him, but DC is making it canon.
“It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.”
probably would see better for a certain demographic
spoiler
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This is actually DC trying to implicate that Batman is someone who will “receive but not give”
Gonna add this to my deck for when I do one of my insufferable "Batman as a person sucks acktually" bits to comic book reading friends
False; Batman does not suck. Nor does he lick, gently nibble, or playfully trace the alphabet with the tip of his tongue.
playfully trace the alphabet with the tip of his tongue
Nor should he. Because that's a terrible way to eat pussy!
Come the fuck on, Bruce, you already designed your fetish outfit in a way that leaves the mouth uncovered, why not use it?
It's hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone
Move to a different kind of toy, problem solved
Does EVERY Batman not eat pussy? I can see DCAU Batman eating pussy. Adam West wouldn't, but he also wouldn't receive head. All-Star Batman (I'm the goddamn Batman) would eat pussy but only if he gets to do it while his partner watches people die and he's convinced he'd get an STI out of it.
