TIL CCTV = Secret Camera

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    What are they even tryig to say with this shit lmao

    Why are they mad that he was caught and not that he did something wrong :thinking-about-it:

    • Marximus [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      The implication is that the CCTV camera uploads all footage to China and can be used to blackmail Western politicians so we should stop buying Chinese goods and drop bombs on China's allies instead.

      • Galli [comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        This is actually true but only because IoT camera security is so lackluster that every one of the things is part of a bot net already.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Xi just sits in that room full of TVs from The Matrix and watches every CCTV feed in the world...watching and waiting

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Your honour, i poopooed my butthole, but have you considered that my underpants were made by those devious orientals?

  • Hog [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    :meow-tableflip: HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY RELEVANT?

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    England: Puts CCTV cameras at every intersection and on every storefront and in every classroom and everywhere

    Also England: "Well, we don't want to spend a lot of money on all that hardware so..."

    Also Plus Too England: Appoints world's dumbest horndog to be health secretary in the middle of a pandemic

    English Newspapers: "China did this."

  • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Smh ya'll can't look past your secular ontology long enough to see that the Chinese camera is a Deodand, an object forfeit to god for its role in the harm of a human, sentenced to death in a court of law. Jacquelin Magnay's just on that medieval legal theory.