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Grilling is actually awesome. Charcoal make food taste yommy
Just getting hate clicks is a viable business model for online publications now.
I hate it.
Someone please add it to the endless list of reasons why capitalism sucks.
It's almost the Fourth of July, and that means backyard barbecues. Who doesn't like a backyard barbecue? Me, that's who.
There's a reason you do most of your cooking inside: Grills are impossible to keep clean, they lack good temperature control, and they make worse food than what you can prepare in your kitchen.
So I have a suggestion for this July Fourth: Celebrate American prosperity with your fine kitchen appliances and make the food for the cookout indoors. Your grill is filthy
The very first time you use a grill, it's delightfully clean. Then food touches it. Grills run at high heat, and food burns onto the grates. Like with pots and pans, burned-on food is tough to remove from grill grates.
But admit it: You don't even really try. You turn the heat up high, you scrub the grates with a brush so some soot falls into the fire, and you call it clean. If you did that with a frying pan covered in burned-on food, people would call you disgusting and refuse to eat in your house.
Well, I have news for you: It's still disgusting. Every time you grill, you're putting your new food right on top of the burned old food from last time, so it crusts onto your new food. Ew. Your grill has poor temperature control
Meats need to be seared to develop flavor. Grills do this, but not as well as a heavy skillet on a hot burner does, since the skillet contacts more of the meat's surface area. But once you have achieved a sear, more high-heat cooking is just a way to toughen and dry out your meat.
Indoor recipes involve strategies to avoid this: periods of high- and low-heat cooking or moist cooking. It's possible to replicate these approaches on the grill, but not with nearly as good control. That means grilling is more likely to lead to overcooking or undercooking your meat than cooking in the kitchen.
Boneless chicken breast is a particular nightmare on the grill. It's reliably burned on the outside before it's done inside. If you want boneless, skinless breasts, bake them in the oven on 350, with some flavorful olive oil, salt, and pepper, to an internal temperature of 160 degrees. (You are using a meat thermometer, right?)
You'll thank me later. Grills have the heating element under the food, which is stupid
Unlike skinless chicken, fatty meats can withstand the grill's heat because the fat keeps them moist. But there's a problem: Grease from the meat drips down into the heating element, causing flare-ups. Or God help you if you put a sugary barbecue sauce on the meat — it's just going to drip into the fire and burn.
Unless you're cooking using a truly traditional method, most Americans have moved past cooking on open flames. Either you cook on top of a surface that keeps liquid from falling into the heating element — like a pan or griddle — or you cook with an open heating element that is above the food, like a broiler.
A broiler makes sense. It provides the same sort of open-flame cooking you get with a grill. But it doesn't make a huge mess because gravity carries the drippings away from the fire. The superior tool is already in your own home. You secretly agree with me about grilling
People often accuse me of being a contrarian.
Almost always, these people are wrong — I hold the majoritarian position (such as that mayonnaise is good or that Joe Biden is a good politician who was likely to win the 2020 Democratic nomination), and they are the contrarian ones, clinging to an unpopular view they nonetheless insist is correct.
I was tempted to say grilling is the exception — that in this instance, I am in the righteous minority, not the righteous majority. But actually, I stand with the majority here, too.
Perhaps I am the minority when it comes to special occasions like July Fourth, but what about the rest of the year? You may talk a good game about how you like to grill, but where do you do most of your cooking? Almost surely in the kitchen, where cooking is easier and cleaner and produces more consistent results.
Your real preference is the same as my preference — for modernity, for sanitation, and for meat cooked to the correct temperature. So stop pretending!
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Every time you grill, you’re putting your new food right on top of the burned old food from last time, so it crusts onto your new food. Ew.
THATS THE POINT :agony:
I think this guy sucks at grilling and is blaming the tools. If you cook chicken on a grill it shouldn't be completely burned on the outside before being cooked on the inside - if that's happening your fire is too hot and you're probably not covering it.
He doesn't understand the idea of multiple heat zones on the grill lol.
I think after that one ragebait article about how shrek was terrible blew up everyone is trying to do the same thing. I've seen so many terrible article topics coming out over the last 2 weeks it's almost impressive.
Almost always, these people are wrong — I hold the majoritarian position (such as that mayonnaise is good or that Joe Biden is a good politician who was likely to win the 2020 Democratic nomination), and they are the contrarian ones, clinging to an unpopular view they nonetheless insist is correct.
:bait: but he's getting the wall anyway
When you kiss your child on the top of the head, their head was formed by eating food, which grew out of poo poo. Gross.
