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  • DeathToBritain [she/her, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    well the thing with the death note is that you get some control over them before they die right, Light uses that multiple times to send a message. and so the obvious thing to do is to pick somebody like Joe Biden and have him publish all secret US documents openly, send all military info to China, and maybe have him scream "sorry for party rocking" as he dies to make it kinda funny

      • DeathToBritain [she/her, they/them]
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        3 years ago

        he'd do the LMFAO voice in the song when they say the line, it'd be great. think about CNN, Fox, all of them just having a melt down trying to crack what the fuck it meant

      • DeathToBritain [she/her, they/them]
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        3 years ago

        the US president is the commander in chief. out of all western nations, they arguably know the most as the rest of the world tends to separate the military and the civillian state

          • DeathToBritain [she/her, they/them]
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            3 years ago

            I guess the truth is that we really don't know. they probably trust some presidents more than others. I imagine Bush knew more than Trump that's for sure

          • jabrd [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            I think they do have that access but that deep state is there to step in and run the machinery of the President is too much of a fuck up. People were genuinely concerned about Trump winning until it became obvious he didn’t give a fuck about running the country so the machine could keep plucking away like he was any other President

      • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        you think they'd let us just :vote: for someone to be able to access everything

        I don't know about "everything," I'm sure there's plenty of stuff that's kept kind of need to know, so even the president would have to articulate to some bureaucrat why they want to look at it, but they probably know the most out of any individual person.

        Plus, they don't just let us vote in anyone. The elections are carefully rigged so that the only people who can possibly "win" are people who don't even pretend to support any popular policies.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Bezos invites a bunch of other billionaires to the party, pulls out a gun and parodies them before he eventually gets arrested and then parodies himself.

      • Cromalin [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        Sadly you can only kill someone if you write their name in the book. Otherwise L would have been screwed.