• FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Learning Mandarin solely to sell my country out for non-horny reasons

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      edit-2
      9 months ago

      Printing out dossiers of company and state secrets that I hand out to any chinese women that try to talk to me on the off-chance they're a spy.