I had a box barely the size of a pint, you asked me to leave, I politely said I would, then you kept screaming and screaming at me how I was "stealing" as I walked away.

you didn't plant this, it's at least 250 feet long, there's hundreds of pounds of berries here, and you're not gonna pick them you desiccated rich-ass piece of shit, fuck you. your sToLeN blackberries are going taste great on my vanilla ice cream.

  • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    was it the homeowner who yelled at you? because the way its written it sounds like a random unrelated guy which makes it even funnier lol

    • emizeko [they/them]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      they never identified themselves as such, used passive instead of possessive language and were driving a car slightly too cheap for the fancy houses. if I had to guess they were "the help" and also a bootlicker