butt boosters? you know, I would vote for the candidate who promised to make my ass even fatter, not like electoralism will accomplish anything else
Don't! They're just doing it to prevent guerrilla warfare. The sounds of your clapping cheeks will give away the position of your squad.
acting as a decoy and distraction is a perfectly valid tactical option, make the dummy thiccness work for you rather than struggle against it
no one will be able to hear anything over the clap of these cheeks, the sonic boom will knock out windows for blocks all around me
Counter point: If I'm going to be forced to interact with the human equivalent of plague rats or starve by our neo-liberal overlords, I'm going to take the damn booster and hope what immunity it provides keeps my lungs from filling with fluid when I'm inevitably in contact with the actual virus.
