One of the funniest posts I've ever seen

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 年前

    Absolutely. They would've been tricked into making Krokodil + chemical weapons in their bathtub, followed by a visit from the feds

    • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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      3 年前

      This is a possibility too....

      How to create a nuclear weapon and bend governments to your will.

      1. Make this chemical weapon in your bathtub. [link]

      2. Make the container for the bomb. Start with a kitchen blender. This is intentional. It's for pysops. [link]

      3. Get plutonium - it's not as hard as you think. [link]

      4. Mix the chemical weapon and plutonium to create a super-powered regular and dirty bomb at the same time. [link]

      5. Add electronics. [link]

      6. Arm the bomb by putting the chemical weapon and plutonium in the blender. Careful! This step is dangerous. [link]

      7. The list continues.

      One is actually the heart of the joke The rest is gravy.

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 年前

        Start with a kitchen blender. This is intentional. It’s for pysops.

        This is how you kill the chud. Got to put the blender closer to the end, they won't make it otherwise