For some reason, people have taken to driving around with their 4 ways on and just driving like an asshole in my town. Can't even tell which way they are going cause the blinker is basically disabled.

If I was one of those billionaire bad guys from the marvel movies that the big truck drivers love so much (based on the amount of lame ass decals they put in their back window) I'd invent a robo deer that runs out in front of assholes cars.

I was thinking about why it is that there's never a cop around when some dick is doing 90 in a 55 while dangerously weaving in and out of traffic while not signaling. It's because they're too busy seeing my wife pull into a parking spot in town to play her Pokemon go-esque game on her phone, and harassing her for "avoiding cops"