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minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]hexbear26·3 years agoDo I trust the teachers telling me not to put bugs in girls' hair at recess? No. Do I trust my older brother when he tells me I can't be a Fortnite pro when I grow up? NO! Do I trust the dentist when he tells me I need to brush my teeth after I wake up AND before I go to bed? HECK NO! So when my mommy tells me to eat my vegetables, you better believe I'm feeding them to the dog under the table! link
Do I trust the teachers telling me not to put bugs in girls' hair at recess? No.
Do I trust my older brother when he tells me I can't be a Fortnite pro when I grow up? NO!
Do I trust the dentist when he tells me I need to brush my teeth after I wake up AND before I go to bed? HECK NO!
So when my mommy tells me to eat my vegetables, you better believe I'm feeding them to the dog under the table!