Hey Epic Gamers, buy our game and defend the beacon of freedom on earth ! Participate in the toppling of democratically elected governments ! Or defend corporate interests overseas by siding with totally-not-fascist puppet states in Latin America ! Try our new stealth missions where you assassinate civil right leaders and evil communists ! The game also has a new gamemode, called "Gamer Moments", where you have to slaughter the most unarmed civilians you can before the timer runs out !
Buy COD : Cold War, for just 69.99$ !
Sponsors include the US army and Central Intelligence agency.
Hey Epic Gamers, buy our game and defend the beacon of freedom on earth ! Participate in the toppling of democratically elected governments ! Or defend corporate interests overseas by siding with totally-not-fascist puppet states in Latin America ! Try our new stealth missions where you assassinate civil right leaders and evil communists ! The game also has a new gamemode, called "Gamer Moments", where you have to slaughter the most unarmed civilians you can before the timer runs out !
Buy COD : Cold War, for just 69.99$ !
Sponsors include the US army and Central Intelligence agency.
"No Russian" but because you can't speak Russian and it's presented as a good thing.