• Dinkdink [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I really don't know what you expected, moving deep in the heart of Texas.

    I once saw a redneck in a jonboat (shallow draft swamp boat) speeding around with the name FLAT BOTTOMED GIRL.

    • Haste_Hall [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I'm country enough to find that funny. I'm from 'round these here parts, y'see.

      My problem is that's almost certainly some Silicon Valley dipshit who moved here and immediately went to a Ford lot and pointed at the biggest truck they had. He's (almost certainly a he) a poser and this is just plain clownery.

      When we had the truck struggle session, yeah here's a prime example of a completely unnecessary truck. Someone tell this computer nerd to go get a Prius, there's a farmer somewhere who needs that hauler.

      • Dinkdink [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Huh. From Commiefornia and he likes a dually? Well, that's unexpected. Usually Californians go out of their way to express scorn and disgust towards Texans, particularly when they move there. And that seems to be 90% of Austin these days.