Look I'm not gonna lie, I forgot to feed the hamsters who run on the wheels that power the servers, and they broke out of their habitats and tied me up. After using my credit card to order 700 lbs of hamster food and a quarter mile of colorful plastic tubes they finally untied me and returned to work on the condition that I also run on a hamster wheel with them. So, my b.
On the plus side, I am getting some good cardio today.
Look I'm not gonna lie, I forgot to feed the hamsters who run on the wheels that power the servers, and they broke out of their habitats and tied me up. After using my credit card to order 700 lbs of hamster food and a quarter mile of colorful plastic tubes they finally untied me and returned to work on the condition that I also run on a hamster wheel with them. So, my b.
On the plus side, I am getting some good cardio today.
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