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    • GiveMeSickos [they/them]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      “Your tractor’s brake pads were machined by the same engineer who designed them” is a lot less promising than it sounds

  • effervescent [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The attention to detail with the faked screenshot is stunning. Look at that subtle off-white text. The tasteful blur of it. Oh my God, it even has accurate margins...

  • Owl [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I want to form a scabs union. All we do is get hired to scab, take our sweet time getting situated, then immediately go on strike.

  • Oso_Rojo [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    A Møøse once bit my worker... No realli! They were Karving their initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - their manager - an Oslo engineer and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

    • Jadzia_Dax [she/her]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      What would that look like?

      :lets-fucking-go: + :sicko-mega: :sicko-flipped: :sicko-laser: