:party-rocking: :dudes-rock:

also these fuckers sell masks as merch lmaooooo

  • effervescent [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    The brilliance of Calvin and Hobbes was that Calvin could say super mask off shit like this and it would still get published because “haha the little kid said big fancy words”

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Getting ISO-9000 Communism Standard Certification is pretty demanding.

    • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Also, Five Finger Butt Punch probably has more fans than every NSBM band combined

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Kid Rock: I will make white conservatives give me all their money while making the most atrocious music known to man.

    Five Finger Death Punch: hold our beers.

        • steve5487 [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          I think what happened with biker gangs was that motorbikes were cheap so young men bought them, they then hung around other young men with motorbikes and decided together they were pretty tough, from there they started buying drugs and selling them.

          I don't think there was ever that much more to them than that

          • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            the normal origin story told is they were ww2 vets dealing with ptsd who didn't feel comfortable re-entering society so they lived rough riding cheap bikes and being hooligans with their bros and breaking norms

              • MockingTurd [he/him]
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                3 years ago

                Nah that's pretty much ny experience in the US too. You kinda just run into the same guys over and over around town. Hoon around a bit together, help em when they break down, next thing you know you're at a rally.

      • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I mean, you can't really compare actual 1% clubs like the Hells Angels and Bandidos who are basically international criminal orgs with the larping boat dealers that make up Bikers For Trump. Literally the only thing they have in common is that they sometimes ride bikes.

      • disco [any]
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        3 years ago

        They were never comrades, but they weren't always reactionary. Also, you can definitely be right wing and anti establishment.

        The Hunter S Thompson book about the Hells Angels is great, btw.

  • Downanotherday [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    also these fuckers sell masks as merch lmaooooo https://fivefingerdeathpunch.com/products/logo-mask-3-pack

    :data-laughing: fucking chud grifters are so fucking stupid.

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        Well ten is an obvious exaggeration, but I remember them going through vocalists like tissues after the breakout song "wrong side of heaven". And getting chuddier and chuddier with each vocalist.

        I think the "original" vocalist (Ivan Moody) struggled with addiction or something.

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        So they got him back now? I thought he left/got kicked out because of the alcohol addiction, and they just tried multiple different vocalists afterwards. I don't really keep up with the happenings of chud death punch band that much

        This just makes it much worse

  • OfficialBenGarrison [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Same goes for 4chan. It claims to be "rebellious" but they cater to popular opinion and just circlejerk the GOP all day.

  • sandinista209 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Saw these dudes at a festival years back and they took time out of their set to demand people shake the hand of the nearest serviceman in the crowd. Truly if the blue line punisher decal was a band.

  • Elon_Musk [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I had guessed they were shit based on their name and the people I know that listen to them. But wew.