Haha oh man DUMP misspelled the phrase "final solution" in his Tweet, and Trevor Noah owned him

  • gayhobbes [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    I apologize for my previous post, "dunked" is very racially charged and I want to show solidarity with BLM, I am donating $5 to Beyoncé as soon as I can figure out her Venmo

    • gayhobbes [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I apologize for my previous post, as I implied Beyoncé had a smartphone which I know can be very expensive and out of reach for urban women especially in this time of great upheaval, I am going to make a paper airplane out of a $5 bill and throw it in the direction of her Tribeca penthouse

      • gayhobbes [he/him]
        hexagon
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        4 years ago

        I apologize for my previous post, in my haste to raise Black womyn voices I neglected to mention that Jay-Z purchased the Tribeca penthouse that he now co-owns with Beyoncé, in my ignorance I am making another $5 paper airplane thereby doubling my donation to Black Lives and I'm literally chucking it out the window right this moment, please stop cancelling me

        • gayhobbes [he/him]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          I may have misgendered a $5 bill in hucking it out of my condo window, so I am now crumpling a $5 and throwing it as hard as I can in the direction of nonbinary actor Ellen Degeneres who I am fairly confident is trans

          • gayhobbes [he/him]
            hexagon
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            4 years ago

            I am going to a reconciliation brunch with the LGBTQ community involving noted bisexual columnist Bari Weiss and Caitlyn Jenner who is a Good Republican, as well as gay ally and friend Meaghan McCain, you can stop subtweeting me now