They'd say the zombie outbreak is a hoax/the vaccine is what actually turns you into a zombie/ zombies can be cured by drinking pool cleaner. So more or less the same shit.
What they would think they are saying: Well its my body and only I can decide what to do with it. Anyway its just like a common cold.
What they'd actually be saying: Auughh, arrrrgh. Warrrg. Uggggggk.
They'd all probably start trying to shoot everyone and steal all the food
Well, the crunchy granola kind might not do that, but they would probably suck and die anyways
Zombie apocalypse is the only SHTF scenario chuds actually prep for, and all it would do is that they'd be the CEO from Train to Busan, but with guns and a plate carrier.
Same thing that is happening now: they’d die and I wouldn’t give a shit.
they would love it because they'd have a reason to use all those guns
Makes one consider the terrible Max Brooks classic, World War Z, where it seemed nigh impossible that slow zombies could ever pose a threat to the gun saturated North America
I could be misremembering but the supposed solution America came to was even more unfathomable. A literal wall of troops marching straight across the country entire width and length to comb it of zombies.
Oh yeah, modern military techniques just didnt work for dumb reasons so they went back to a line firing system, an old wooden rifle they fired in volleys lol
What would happen to the anti-vax movement if a virus was found in the US that turns people Black?
