jk it's only $120 billion a year lmao (and you know it's goin' down the drain).

  • chiefecula [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I might be naive and optimistic, but don't you think they'd do a better job?

    He's just a CIA trained sleeper agent, the work is too shoddy to be done by advanced aliens/higher beings.

    There has to be some potential for making a funny reference to some incompetent spy comedies... A grown up Spy Kid, who spent his childhood fighting those thumb goons? He's definitely not cool enough to be compared to Austin Powers... Someone help me out, please?

    • Glass [he/him,they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Oh I don't mean to imply he was purpose-built as a politician or anything, I think thats just what he chose. My guess is that they were just trying to see if they could build a human, and they almost managed it.

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      I feel like there was another more competent CIA candidate and he was just the way too obvious red herring there to distract us.

      The question is, who?