jk it's only $120 billion a year lmao (and you know it's goin' down the drain).
That's too optimistic, most of it will go towards fixing potholes in billionaire enclaves, building additonal treat terminals at ports on the West Coast, and funding some powerpoint engineering project for the development of hydrogen-powered planes titled "totally not the Hindenburg 2".
All the money to go to a single firm to fix one pothole over 5 years and no one will bat an eye
grants
PMC feasting like deep sea creatures eating a dead fallen whale
I'm pretty sure Pete Buttigeig was assembled by extradimensional beings from primordial goo and spit out a portal like Curtis from Phantasmagoria.
I might be naive and optimistic, but don't you think they'd do a better job?
He's just a CIA trained sleeper agent, the work is too shoddy to be done by advanced aliens/higher beings.
There has to be some potential for making a funny reference to some incompetent spy comedies... A grown up Spy Kid, who spent his childhood fighting those thumb goons? He's definitely not cool enough to be compared to Austin Powers... Someone help me out, please?
Oh I don't mean to imply he was purpose-built as a politician or anything, I think thats just what he chose. My guess is that they were just trying to see if they could build a human, and they almost managed it.
I feel like there was another more competent CIA candidate and he was just the way too obvious red herring there to distract us.
The question is, who?
:klobuchar: has Jason Bourne level abilities to use office supplies as improvised weapons
Butthead, Macron, and Guiado all look like they were conjured in the same laboratory.
Wait...
Wait.
It's down to 1.2 trillion now? I'm torn between abject rage and hysterical laughter. They're gonna end up 'compromising' with this 6 billion dollar, mega ambitious plan being worth less than the actual compromise one
And now its on the verge of collapse. Yes, sir. Any minute now. China Fall Down.
Meanwhile, Pete Buttigieg is going to become the most powerful man in Washington what with his
$2.1T$1.2T$600B$50B$420.69 transportation budget.
The $1.2 trillion is the bipartisan bill that Biden just signed yesterday. The reconciliation bill is at $1.75 trillion I believe, but since the other bill has been signed it's most likely dead.
This is the infrastructure bill, not the other bill that they've been negotiating for months
Secretary of Transportation Peter Buttigieg be like "yep, that is a bus."
A few billion for easier access to animal shelters, a few billion for the dog-catcher funds, and all you can eat buffet at the buttygeige house
You know how people say that Stalin, rather than being a known and respected figure among the Bolsheviks, was supposedly some unknown party functionary who was slowly stealing and consolidating power behind the scenes, somehow, and then when Lenin died he staged a coup or something?
That, but it's real, and Pete Buttigieg is Stalin.
This guy is just another CIA plant like all of the Bush’s and their “friends” who went from like being a city council person to an ambassador
