chiefecula [none/use name]

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Cake day: August 29th, 2020

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  • Once or twice the waitress came by to collect plates, and, coughing, made mock gestures of trying to sweep the clouds away with her hands. She didn’t mind at all, but rather seemed perplexed how something so commonplace could cause such unprecedented excitement.

    I'll be honest, I skimmed the article and didn't pay too close attention, but I didn't see the author stating everyone goes to prison for fourteen generations if they take one puff

    If anything the article came off as "literally no one cares"






  • Reading into subtext doesn’t seem common except among total nerds

    People don't see any subtext if they're propagandized enough, it's actually terrifying. There's a best of the worst episode about Carnosaur, a right wing propaganda, where the main character is a security guard for a construction site plagued by hippies chaining themselves to bulldozers and stuff. The hippies are portrayed as braindead potheads, and there's an insane scientist who gives birth to a t-rex in the hopes that the dinosaurs will wipe out humanity. I'm talking Poison Ivy from Batman & Robin level of blatant anti green propaganda. So basically every left leaning character is evil and stupid. Jay, a professional movie critic points out how every left leaning character in evil and stupid, and then instead of recognizing the movie for the right wing propaganda, he somehow assumes the movie creators are left leaning but also incredibly stupid. He thought they tried to show their point of view in a positive light but failed so spectacularly they came out as villains. It's honestly one of the dumbest takes I've ever heard in my entire life.

    professional movie critic, btw


  • chiefecula [none/use name]tothe_dunk_tankNew victim
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    3 years ago

    lol no

    "national debt is a made up number" is a meme made up by libs so they don't have to do anything. The best way to fix the debt is to raise taxes, and libs of course are completely incapable of that notion, so they have no choice but to do the only thing they can, gaslight everyone into pretending the problem doesn't exist and america is already great


  • that's just one more reason to never dunk on them because then you're not just losing your account, you're also losing your subscription money

    it's not like this subscription would be ban-proof so you can say whatever you want









  • range 15 is the most cursed shit on the planet, a bunch of chuds made a movie where they fantasize about literally raping and killing everyone they don't like. Not even zombie versions of people, just straight up people people.

    it's like, have you ever watched a zombie movie and rolled your eyes at the gang members being cartoonishly over the top evil? Here's a group of these cartoonishly evil monsters making a movie about what they'd love to do if the society collapses and the cops aren't there to stop them.


  • at some point (like a year ago or maybe three, I can't perceive the passage of time anymore) they had a poll about this exactly issue and like 55-60% of them voted to romney

    it was one of their most popular posts at the time I think, but I'm not going into that cesspool to find it


  • Second season of daredevil is what convinced me ninjas are lame. There has never been, nor will there ever be a movie with cool ninjas. You can make a cartoon or a videogame about ninjas, because those are too abstract, but in a show/movie that is set in a real world? Always looks stupid.