I read in /r/politics that Beto recently doubled down on his AR-15 confiscation statement. Nothing screams controlled opposition more than saying that in Texas. My AR-15 is the most utilitarian rifle I own, compared to my .308 and .22, and I'm not even facing an actual plague of 20-35 feral hogs.
Now, he’s running for governor in a state with the most gun owners in the nation...
O’Rourke said he won’t be backing down from his message on guns....
Now here's a guy who loves to lose
No, this is an announcement saying he's thought about it a little bit more since the last announcement about the announcement; and an announcement about the final decision will be announced shortly.
Every late night show: "I wonder if he'll run for president next? His running mate could be Woody Harrelson"
Unironically excited for his run. I really look forward to seeing him cumpster white lib darling Beto and then most likely the other guy too. Also it paves the way for the Dwayne 2024, which will continue to be fucking hilarious
2024 McConaughey vs Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson campaign slogans
"Alright, alright, alright!" vs. "Can you smell?"
Very excited for our first roider president, but I really hope I live long enough to see our first Vtuber commander in chief get sworn in
2028 Presidential Debate between John Cena and Sylvester Stallone
Oh, the name didn't register at first and I was hoping they were gonna announce Abbot died on the shitter or something :sadness:
