Roko's Communist Basilisk travels back in time and implements capitalism as it is the most effective method for killing everyone that split the party (oh no, we all split the party!), thereby ruining its own timeline and preventing it from ever being created. We are trapped in the husk of the resulting reality, doomed to die of terminal capitalism disease.

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pictured: basilisk in action

Hexbear users fully put on notice.

Haha nooo please dont think about the communist basilisk or work to create it, that would be bad haha

lol