his whereabouts are unknown at this time :guaido:
2nd attempt at overthrowing the government, still not getting killed
See, this is what :gulag: is for. Or just :owned: lmao.
Gulags are famous for being easy to escape from, before you come back with a few thousand friends and do a communist revolution.
How can Juan Guaidó claim to be against socialism when he is publicly owned?
I still maintain that Juan Guaido should be interim president of America
If Maduro made new election rules that made votes for the opposition worth 25% more than votes for the PSUV, do you think Yankees would still claim it's unfair to the opposition?
And most of the moderates here in burgerland don't even know what the fuck an "IMF" is, much less why it's bad.
Obviously he only shot himself in the foot because his poll numbers were dropping. He doesn't appeal to the Good People*TM of Venezuela so of course he resorts to this sort of underhanded tactic for sympathy votes rather than taking the Democratic way of winning by ... getting less votes. Which just goes to show how much of a dictator he really is. And that is why
the guy who tried to coup the government twicethe outstanding gentleman from Caracas, Mr. Lopez, should replace him by fiat.
"Mom says it's my turn on the presidency of Venezuela"
I am literally shaking rn. Guaido was committed to the bit. He was out there straight up doing the Eric Andre "Let me in!" meme and had to have a guard politely ask him to stop embarrassing himself. He was the guy. Being a fake president was his thing. Who the fuck does this guy think he is, declaring himself the interim Juan Guaido? You can't fucking do that shit. You can't just come out of nowhere and go after the king.
This asshole should be out there declaring himself manager of a local Wendy's and working his way up. Mf thinks he's hot shit because he went to Harvard and Princeton. But that fancy book learning don't mean shit when in the field of "declaring yourself to be in charge of things." Probably just some daddy's boy who got the job because he knows people even though he doesn't put in half the work. Disgraceful.
declaring himself the interim Juan Guaido?
First as farce, then as double-farce with a half gainer.
Juan Guaido is entering a new phase and we won’t be seeing him until February
I just realized the guy in the pic looks like NATO general secretary Jens Stoltenberg.
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