The title says it all really. There's an antivaxer who's been posting stickers up all over the area around the University I'm studying at. In lieu of being able to track them down, I've devised a scheme to get under their skin.
The stickers have a very distinct aesthetic, black text on a white background, accompanied with an image. Tomorrow I'm going to photograph as many of these stickers as possible in the hopes of mimicking the font, then send off for my own version and "help" by sticking them up around where the real stickers are.
Here's where you can help. So far the only slogan I've managed to come up with is "Who needs vaccines, I drink horse cum." I need you to post your ideas in this thread.
I've came up with a few more of my own.
"The internet is my doctor."
"Fuck your grandmother, I want to go to the pub."
"Some of you may die but that's a risk I'm willing to take." (Accompanying Farquaad image).
"Good health is tyranny."
Always a bright idea to point out this virus is killing large swathes of the population.
"Save our freedom to die from COVID."
"Jabs made my dick too big."
"Getting sick is natural, all puppies need rabies."
"I can't suck dick if I wear a mask."
Wearing a mask is Biblical (Leviticus 13:45)
Anyone with such a defiling disease must wear torn clothes, let their hair be unkempt, cover the lower part of their face and cry out, ‘Unclean! Unclean!’
As far as I can tell these ghouls are secular, and it isn't a particularly religious area so I don't think Bible talk will work.
Depending on how specific you want to be you can just change out the occupation with the tool they're known for or use most often.
Also, could use something like "scuba diver" and "oxygen tank" as in, whatever you "are" needs "this" tool to survive.
Not funny or catchy though.
Was it Brak who made all those memes that pissed off antivaxxers on :reddit-logo: ? Maybe some of their memes would work
Are they those fucking White Rose stickers? Some chud keeps plastering them all over a couple blocks near where I live for months now. I haven't had a chance to see who it actually, is, but I'd gladly get some stickers like you're talking about to slap over them and see if it enrages them more.
Yep, "The White Rose".
Tell you what, once I've made a few designs, I'll upload them to Imgur or something and post the link on here.
"I won't vax, I am scared of needles"
"I would vax but I am scared of things I don't understand"
"I am an antivaxer/mass murderer"
"No stabby, I got the meccy"
Give em hell
Hm, turns out I'm not very good at slogans.
- "Dying of a preventable disease to own the libs is a stupid thing to do" true, but doesn't have much of a ring to it.
- "Who needs the Covid vaccine? I'll go when it's my time, which is why I also cut the seatbelts out of my car" also true, but entirely too wordy.
Anyway, I offer up this comment as activity to hopefully help a creative person see this post.
There are no wrong answers. Thank you for at least trying. :)
That second one has given me some ideas though.
