Science nerds will tell you that climate change is an existential threat to our world, but more importantly, to our corporations. That being the case, we need to make major sacrifices in our everyday lives so big businesses can keep this economy running until the ground eventually swallows us whole. Here are a few climate hacks you can do to relieve corporations of any responsibility.

Story from punk Onion.

  • 6bicycles [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    This one might be hard for a lot of people. Like, how are you supposed to get to your job at the ExxonMobil oil facility to release all those greenhouse gas emissions into the atmosphere if you don’t have a car? Ummm, how about a little thing called public transportation? That’s right, you could spend as little as four times as long getting to work so major corporations can continue to have their way with the environment.

    Damn wonder why ExxonMobil is so rich, anybody got any ideas?