I think the main reason I'm ML and not Anarchist is because the girl I had a crush on throughout high school was a super cool anarchist chick and I was a just a stupid fucking lib who didn't get it. So now I have to like prove that I'm cooler than her now or something.
Aw shit this is kinda me, at least the reason I gazed into this rabbit hole the first time was a highschool crush 10000x cooler than I would ever be.